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I feel like a common criminal whenever I am asked to produce identification when I purchase an item with a check. What is even worse is producing my driver's license with it's less than perfect photo of moi.

Last week I had to show a department store clerk my driver’s license ...read more

One of my favorite things to do is pick up on misspellings, misstatements, and misquotes, otherwise known as bloopers. It's probably the teacher in me or my love of the English language, I'm not sure. The point is, as fastidious as I think I am when I compose something, I've ...read more

Remember when you were a kid? Then do you remember getting into things that were not good for you or safe? From birth to about 13 years old children have no common sense. Some mature into adulthood and still have no common sense, but that is another story.

Childhood years are ...read more

Being single certainly isn't easy at times...maybe for you, it's down-right unbearable. Each year that I get older, I feel more and more discouraged that I haven't found "the one". Maybe most of your friends are married (as mine are)...that just makes it worse. I don't CARE ...read more

I'm a male transgender Amazon…and it’s okay. I prowl at night and I work by day (sung to the tune of Monte Python).

The dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong il, is a male transgender Amazon. What are the pros and cons?

He’s a big movie fan of Elvis Presley. So he ...read more

(:-) How to Measure Cultural Differences in Metric Units

A science test was conducted on adults in different countries.
The citizens were asked a simple questions: "How much is 10 x 100 grams?"
These are the results:

1) 90% of the USA citizens responded that apart from ...read more

Since last month, it has seemed like aliens may have kidnapped me during the night and performed experimental brain surgery on me—removing key abilities such as memory, conceptualization and comprehension. From what I can piece together, I awakened to a typical morning of feeding the pets, making coffee and ...read more

Is it asking too much to have a cell phone that does one thing well? For instance, act like a phone. I don’t need a camera. I don’t need voice recognition. I don’t need a word processor. I don’t need a recorder. I don’t need a Clay Aiken love song ...read more

I decided the reason my presidential campaign never got off the ground during the last presidential election was because I never had a slogan. For this campaign I will not make that mistake again. I took immediate action to find a slogan.

Being a direct mail and mail order marketer I ...read more

You see, the difference between being an expert and being you is that I don’t really have to adhere to the concepts I’m writing because, ultimately, my job as an expert is to be so ahead of everyone else (including myself), I can pretty much do what I want.

That may ...read more